🍔🦅 THE RETIRED MENACE PRESENTS:

MAKE ARCHES GREAT AGAIN

Donald Trump says America needs more monuments.

Buddy already lives like a divorced Caesar wearing bronzer and eating Filet-O-Fish at 2AM.

So naturally, the only logical solution is:

A GIANT GOLDEN ARCH.

Not symbolic.
Not tasteful.
An actual colossal McDonald’s-style arch with:

Because if America’s gonna collapse financially, it may as well do it supersized.

The thing would stand 600 feet tall and be powered entirely by:

Tourists could drive through while hearing prerecorded messages like:

“Folks, nobody arches better than me. The Romans? Total disaster.”

The founding fathers are somewhere in the afterlife smoking ghost cigarettes watching this unfold like:

“We specifically wrote documents to prevent whatever this is.”

And you KNOW there’d be merch immediately:

The beautiful part?
Half the country would call it tyranny.
The other half would propose building two more.

Meanwhile Canada would just sit quietly nearby like:

“We can’t afford housing but somehow this feels worse.”

And honestly?
You already know Americans would visit it.
They’d line up for six hours just to say:

“Yep. Big arch.”

That’s civilization now.
Rome had aqueducts.
Modern empires have branded drive-thru nationalism.

🇺🇸🍟
The future is stupid, enormous, and comes with medium fries.