The Retired Menace
Probably right. Possibly high.
Retired veteran menace. Still taking notes.
Satire, travel scars, shipwreck detours, civic side-eye, and the occasional useful conclusion dragged out of the smoke.
Latest Dispatch
Canada has now fully crossed the line from: āfunctioning nationā to: āfever dream with healthcare.ā Hereās todayās national chaos report. 1. Canadian Town Warns Residents About Aggressive Wild Turkeys The Birds Have
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Canada continues its unstoppable descent into becoming: * a wildlife documentary, * a municipal safety hazard, * and a social experiment nobody can stop. Hereā
Canada remains the only country where the news sounds like: * rejected Trailer Park Boys scripts, * raccoon propaganda, * and the slow collapse of
Canada was secretly developing an army of genetically engineered super-intelligent giant raccoons to invade nearby countries
Internet Lost Its Mind
Canada Has Officially Entered The Simulation 1. Alberta Separatists Leak Data On Millions Of Voters āWe Want Independenceā¦ But First Weād Like To Expose Everyoneā
Canada has officially reached the stage where every news headline sounds like it was generated by a drunk AI trained exclusively on raccoons, hockey fights, and
Old Scars
Canada has officially reached the stage where every news headline sounds like it was generated by a drunk AI trained exclusively on raccoons, hockey fights, and municipal Facebook comments. āļø A Guy On A Jet Ski HIT
Open the scar tissue
Travel / Shipwrecks
Canada was secretly developing an army of genetically engineered super-intelligent giant raccoons to invade nearby countries
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Quiet logo. Loud internal monologue.
For looking harmless while noticing everything.
The field version. Sweat, shade, and bad decisions nearby.